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Life is Short, Bang a Stranger!
Aside from the constant reminder that you’re single, I think one of the problems with dating apps is that it seems to indicate that you are using the app, if you are so much as using your phone for...
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Rejection Letter
If you listen to any of my podcasts, you would be aware that I’ve been on a number of dates recently, and all but one was pretty terrible. (And the good one ghosted me, for the record.) However, one...
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ALWAYS Use Protection!
Today I present to you, my dear reader, a fun CatLady fact. On a random whim six months ago, I went to the optometrist. I hadn’t had my “Disney Eyes” checked since grade school, and was about to sign...
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I Have An Answer For Everything!
I don’t really have much commentary for this one. “Sex?” “Female.” “Cum” “Can not compute.” (Hehehe!! Beep beep boop, I am a robot!) “I want you” “I am not for sale.” “Grr” “Ribbit!” He gave up after...
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A Very Intimate Question
I understand that the protection of the computer screen makes it easier to say terrible things to people, as you don’t get to see their reaction. But, these guys have their faces, and names attached...
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Corny Dad Jokes
“Hey. Our profiles don’t match up that well but… Hi my names **** I think they match up enough to kinda see what’s up.” This message (that REALLY sells our potential compatibility, by the way..) comes...
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Making Decisions For Others
If you follow me on Twitter, or listen to any of my podcasts – you likely know I’ve been busy with relatives from overseas. But, online dating doesn’t wait around if you have family visiting, so I...
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Scaring Them Straight!
As a woman on the internet, I get a lot of messages that are very complimentary towards me. Sometimes I “have an awesome profile” and other times I’m “gorgeous.” I always feel it necessary to send,...
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Word Vomit?
I talked about this exchange a little bit on my weekly dating podcast, “Nothing In Common.” If you aren’t subscribed to that, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE!? Anyway – sometimes guys will send...
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Shirtless Bathroom Selfie
Based on the title, it should be no surprise to you that today’s interaction is with a shirtless bathroom selfie dude. “Hello there :)” “Where’s your shirt?!” He really should be lucky that I...
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